It sounds like the title of one of Arnie’s least loved films from the 80s doesn’t it? The Remembrancer: Rememberance with Extreme Prejudice. Well, that would probably be preferable to the reality.
The Remembrancer is an employee of the City of London Corporation, which if you don’t know, is the city and county Government of the City of London. Not Greater London, but that small part of London where the financial systems are based. One of the few local councils where they’re so damned democratic they actually let companies vote, which I think does them great credit. They’re also a very rich council. Oxfordshire County Council, to use one example, has an annual budget of nearly £600 million. Poor old City of London only has a budget of £372m. However, Oxfordshire does have 66,000 residents to CoL’s 7300, and covers over 1000 square miles to CoL’s (famous) single square mile). So whilst Oxfordshire only spends £870 per head and half a million per square mile, CoL has £50,000 per resident and (I didn’t need a calculator for this one), £372m per square mile. Which is nice. Maybe David’s Mum should move to the Barbican, then she won’t have to sign those petitions?
Anyway, one other benefit the City gets is a Remembrancer. The Remembrancer is responsible for all the lovely pageantry and sorting those special events the City loves so much. They are also what is known as a Roll A Parliamentary Agent. That means that, alongside a few very select solicitors from a few very select law firms, they get to sit behind the Speakers chair in Parliament and gets privileged access to legislation. They are the man from the City in Parliament, with access to the Parliamentary estate, a special seat and the chance to introduce, write and promote legislation. They are, basically, a sodding nightmare. Appointed by an organisation with no democratic oversight, an organisation that was at the heart of the 2007 crash, that resists all attempts at regulation and working with investigators and whose members donate huge sums of money to the Conservative party.
There are other Roll A Parliamentary Agents, private lawyers who promote themselves as lobbyists as well as legal advisers, who have access at the highest level. They’ve been involved in many of the scams and scandals of the past few decades, and yet, few have ever heard of them.
We’re often told when some big, pomp and ceremony type event is on by the news that “Britain does it best”. Rather handsome men on horseback in rather handsome uniforms (I have a particular fancy for the Royal Horse Artillery uniform — always a delight to see), carriages and silly hats and so on. The past has such a strong influence on the way we see ourselves and our futures in this country. We like our Monarchy, and out swan tupping. The mistake is to think that these things are just echoes of the past. Nice to see it trotted out, but not really relevant to today. That is a catastrophic mistake. The past is with us today, with influence and power far beyond what we can see. We must do away with these relics.